Male guppies getting arched backs

ME: is ur guppies getting arched backs?
YOU: YES!
ME: well i know how to fix dat!
YOU: how?
ME: you cut off the ends of their tails!
YOU: WTF are u talking about u crazy person!
ME: well their tails are being weighed down by their long tails.
YOU: sooooo?
ME: u trim the edges. Justa lil tho dont wanna cut them too short.
YOU: why not?
ME: Then they won't be able to swim, DUH!
YOU: oh okay well then. So what if it hurts them.
ME: it doesnt. DUHHHH why would we do tht then?
YOU: ....
ME: ya dats right. A point for,,, the GUPPPY LUVER! WHO KNOWS IT ALL

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I STILL NEED IDEAS FOR SOME SAYING WHEN I LEAVE AT THE END OF A POSTING

<cool ending phrase> my old one was I'M OUTTA HERE
lame right.

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Hey!

My guppies are great! Now i have around 20 baby guppies, atleast they were baby guppies swimmin' around the tank! Whoop! And my fish had babies like last week so I have a lot of new baby guppies in a seperate tank! Yippie! So... Anyone wanna buy any? LOL just kidding I can just give it to a LPS! I can get store credit, which is really great... Isn't it?! HAHA yes it is! Sorry I havn't been on in a while. Lol, ya right. Like u guys read this blog...  watevs its still fun! Ugh, not really. Anywho who luvs guppies!? ME! And YOU! haha ROFL. Yeah... So uhm have fun with watever ur doing. Reading my blog I guess. Keep readin. Have fun, learn lots, and LOVE GUPPIES!

IM OUTTA HERE
okay this saying is stupid. Comment on some ideas. THANKS
LOVE YEAH (not like the lovey dovey like the one where i thank u guys for readin and stuff like tht LOL jk not really. hatin not lovin right now. Well bye. SOrry tht im such a writer. NOpe)